@CelOrca 嚇死寶寶這個形容妙啊！🤣 佛地魔那個迷因網路上傳很久了，不是我寫的，只有改掉不雅的那句而已www
今天又改了點東西 看時間夠不夠把他們延伸到整首🤔
1.)
Jingle Bells and the Order of PhoenixJingle bells, jingle bells
Weasley saves the game
Oh, what fun it is to laugh at Potter's stupid face, HEY!
Jingle bells, jingle bells
Umbridge takes the place
Oh, what fun it is to write "I must not tell lies"!
I visit St. Mungo's
Saw Neville's dad and mom
Back to school we go
Feeling that I am home
Avada Kedavra
Scar's burning again
How mad it is to fly and fight
Lost my godfather that night!
Jingle bells, jingle bells
Death Eaters Hooray!
Oh, what fun it is to play with pure bloods all day long
Jingle bells, jingle bells
Dark Lord's back again
Minister must face the fact:
The Dark Lord rise AGAIN!
2.) Away in the Manger, no parents for Ted. The green lighted curses laid down his sweet dad.
3.) Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus, Slither past leaves blood stains. Crabbe and Goyle and all death eaters killing for their plays.
4.) Frosty the Snowman, dates a blood-thirsty ghoul. With an eight year old and a baby wrap, the two makes a perfect meal.
5.) Silent Night, Holy Night, the book says calm, but film yells loud. Screams from fans around the world, you directors had only one job. Read the book now please! Read the book now please!
6.) It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas, dementors wait for souls. Take a look at the time again, it's ticking like no end, with desperates and patience running low.
7.) The First Noel, Nagini eats you plain. Meat's too hard, caused toothaches, poor dentist was slain.
8.) You Better Watch Out, your letter's not sent Cus Hogwarts don't take Muggle students, reincarnation's for sign ups!
9.) I Don't Want a lot for Christmas, though my wish list fits a wiki. (And) I don't care about the prices, I use that as my case of trophies.
10.) Have a Holly Jolly Christmas, cus my wallets are already bare. I don't know if you'll hire me, but here's my résumé!
